You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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