she was so not down for the gang bang
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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