I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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