Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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