She is in my trunk
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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