508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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