My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Your cock deserves a montage
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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