Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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