How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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