You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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