I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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