i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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