So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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