talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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