i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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