so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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