Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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