scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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