you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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