Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
