i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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