with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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