just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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