Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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