Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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