I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
birth control should be required to get into college
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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