I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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