the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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