Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
jump out the window naked night went bad
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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