Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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