Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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