They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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