i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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