Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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