How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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