i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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