You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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