i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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