woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
