I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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