Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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