My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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