Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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