As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Come share oat with me in your robe
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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