I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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