It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just invented taco cereal.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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