big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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