Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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