I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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