Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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