Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
