Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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