Tell her she can't have a vagina
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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