do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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