If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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