i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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