New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
